Welcome to the TCafe
Anonlette - A large omelette with the cook's choice of fillings. A very tasty surprise each time!
Arsnoffles - Three steaming waffles with your choice of butter, maple and an assortment of berry syrups.
The Eggsderminator - Eggsderminate your hunger (and your kills) with this big country scramble: Eggs, bacon, sausage, onions, hash browns, garlic, green, yellow and red peppers and tabasco.
Hancakes - Three large fluffy pancakes, also with your choice of butter, maple and an assortment of berry syrups.
Mygreeneggsandham - A large breakfast scramble with eggs, diced ham and spinach.
Ninja Flips - Two eggs over easy with a choice of bacon or sausage and toast, secretly delivered to your table.
Arkippers - Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Bigmanwheaties - or any other of a large selection of cereals.
Luberry Muffins - Hot and sweet from the oven and they melt in your mouth.
Katz Claw - Like a miniature bear claw donut, made specially, only here.
Moribuns - Add a sticky cinnamon roll (or two) to your breakfast.
Ailia Wingses - A Plate of glare-hot wings with four dipping sauces.
Demon-Pupcorn - Cajun spiced popcorn for a flaming-hot treat. And no corndogs.
Kirin Roll - Shrimp tempura roll wrapped with avocado and caviar outside.
Knives Scallions - A large salad, well sliced, with lots of chopped scallions.
Ooga Beluga - Caviar so good, you'll become a Barbarian to get some.
Torbjerky - Try some of our homemade buffalo jerky to whet your appetite, comes with our spicy HorstRadish.
Whattheshitake Mushrooms - Steamed Shitake mushrooms in a creamy sauce.
Avant Grande Platter - The huge dinner special listed on the chalkboard.
Chaoticwraps - Thinly sliced chicken, beef and ham in a garlic and four-pepper yogurt marinade. Chaotic far East flavor.
Come As You Are Burger - Seasoned meat and the bun. Nothing else.
Craziecatfish - A platter of crunchy baked catfish with cornbread stuffing and prawns on the side.
Enygma Plate Special - "Eat me!" Take a chance with the Mystery Meat, but don't complain unless you want a roundhouse kick to the head.
Irusandwich - A footlong sandwich with ham, turkey and roast beef.
Miss Quack l'Orange - Young duck in orange sauce on little pillows of rice.
NotRequiche - A brie and canadian bacon quiche. It's not required that you like it, but it'll be hard not to.
Orc Chops - Tender pork chops.
QuietKidney Pie - Steak and kidney pie that has you silent while you eat.
Rabid Gumbo - A jambalaya so hot it will make you foam at the mouth.
Ravieli - A great meat-filled ravioli that has a reputation with the housewives.
RuFondue - Tasty portions of duck along with a mozzarella and gruyere dipping fondue.
Shrimp Skämpi - Lovely garlic shrimp with a Finnish bite served over linguini.
Timichalibut - Battered halibut served with fresh chips.
Tyræl's Shepherd's Pie - A treat from the man who knows all about sheep.
Wumpus Lumps - Boiled dumplings topped with creamy gravy.
Bunzoes - Cheesey bacon buns.
Freedom Fries - Enough to out you.
Kat/Kelslaw - Our tasty coleslaw.
KedBread - Fresh sourdough bread.
Indie Bitch Cakes - Organic rice cakes complete with cranky waitress, music or political critique.
p33 Soup - A tasty split pea soup to add to your meal.
pexi-fries - Hot and spicy fries.
Arielapple Pie - A syrupy sweet apple pie served with lots of whipped cream.
Bluelime Pie - Our tasty key lime pie.
Carrotmancake - Carrot cake with plenty of sticky frosting.
Ducttapioca Pudding - Tapioca pudding in a duct-tape covered dish. Be warned, it sticks to your ribs ... really sticks to your ribs!
Fluffy Lemon Merengue Pie
FroZen YoZgurt - Chocolate and Cheesecake flavors.
Theseus' Fudge-Packed Cake - Is it chocolate? Do you really want to know?
From the Bar - A fine selection of beverages can be had from either the Rarrtender or the Mordretender.
Ask to see the beer list for all the possible Belgian b33r imports.
AdrameMilk - Milk-Plus like in A Clockwork Orange.
BloodThirsty Mary - Extra bloody Bloody Mary.
Kalypso - Coconut rum, peach schnapps, orange and pineapple juices.
Kynon-alcoholic Beer - for the designated driver.
McVencola - Rum and coke with a shot of Everclear for the extra kick.
ShannRaspberry Iced Tea - Electric iced tea with real raspberry juice.
Soul Reaper - 7 different alcohols to take you away.
The 342 - 3 shots of Kahlua, 4 shots of espresso and 2 shots of vodka give this tasty combination a poisonous kick.
Lenariade - A tasty ginger lemonade with little fairy winged straws.
Llamatini - Orange juice and sprite served in a martini glass. No sins against alcohol here, because there's no alcohol!
Mac and Anti-Cheese
Silverwuffles - A plateful of miniature waffles, like silver dollar pancakes.
A fine selection of Belkrisp chips can be found by the register.