Welcome to the TCafe
Breakfast Menu: Anonlette - A large omelette with the cook's choice of fillings. A very tasty surprise each time! Arsnoffles - Three steaming waffles with your choice of butter, maple and an assortment of berry syrups. The Eggsderminator - Eggsderminate your hunger (and your kills) with this big country scramble: Eggs, bacon, sausage, onions, hash browns, garlic, green, yellow and red peppers and tabasco. Hancakes - Three large fluffy pancakes, also with your choice of butter, maple and an assortment of berry syrups. Mygreeneggsandham - A large breakfast scramble with eggs, diced ham and spinach. Ninja Flips - Two eggs over easy with a choice of bacon or sausage and toast, secretly delivered to your table. Sides: Arkippers - Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Bigmanwheaties - or any other of a large selection of cereals. Blues_x_Mandarin Oranges Luberry Muffins - Hot and sweet from the oven and they melt in your mouth. Katz Claw - Like a miniature bear claw donut, made specially, only here. Moribuns - Add a sticky cinnamon roll (or two) to your breakfast. Appetizers: Ailia Wingses - A Plate of glare-hot wings with four dipping sauces. Demon-Pupcorn - Cajun spiced popcorn for a flaming-hot treat. And no corndogs. Kirin Roll - Shrimp tempura roll wrapped with avocado and caviar outside. Knives Scallions - A large salad, well sliced, with lots of chopped scallions. Ooga Beluga - Caviar so good, you'll become a Barbarian to get some. Torbjerky - Try some of our homemade buffalo jerky to whet your appetite, comes with our spicy HorstRadish. Whattheshitake Mushrooms - Steamed Shitake mushrooms in a creamy sauce.		Dinner Menu: Avant Grande Platter - The huge dinner special listed on the chalkboard. Chaoticwraps - Thinly sliced chicken, beef and ham in a garlic and four-pepper yogurt marinade. Chaotic far East flavor. Come As You Are Burger - Seasoned meat and the bun. Nothing else. Craziecatfish - A platter of crunchy baked catfish with cornbread stuffing and prawns on the side. Enygma Plate Special - "Eat me!" Take a chance with the Mystery Meat, but don't complain unless you want a roundhouse kick to the head. Irusandwich - A footlong sandwich with ham, turkey and roast beef. Miss Quack l'Orange - Young duck in orange sauce on little pillows of rice. NotRequiche - A brie and canadian bacon quiche. It's not required that you like it, but it'll be hard not to. Orc Chops - Tender pork chops. QuietKidney Pie - Steak and kidney pie that has you silent while you eat. Rabid Gumbo - A jambalaya so hot it will make you foam at the mouth. Ravieli - A great meat-filled ravioli that has a reputation with the housewives. RuFondue - Tasty portions of duck along with a mozzarella and gruyere dipping fondue. Shrimp Skämpi - Lovely garlic shrimp with a Finnish bite served over linguini. Timichalibut - Battered halibut served with fresh chips. Tyræl's Shepherd's Pie - A treat from the man who knows all about sheep. Wumpus Lumps - Boiled dumplings topped with creamy gravy. Sides: Bunzoes - Cheesey bacon buns. Freedom Fries - Enough to out you. Kat/Kelslaw - Our tasty coleslaw. KedBread - Fresh sourdough bread. Indie Bitch Cakes - Organic rice cakes complete with cranky waitress, music or political critique. p33 Soup - A tasty split pea soup to add to your meal. pexi-fries - Hot and spicy fries. Tuomashed Potatoes		Dessert Menu: Arielapple Pie - A syrupy sweet apple pie served with lots of whipped cream. Bluelime Pie - Our tasty key lime pie. Carrotmancake - Carrot cake with plenty of sticky frosting. Ducttapioca Pudding - Tapioca pudding in a duct-tape covered dish. Be warned, it sticks to your ribs ... really sticks to your ribs! Fluffy Lemon Merengue Pie FroZen YoZgurt - Chocolate and Cheesecake flavors. Theseus' Fudge-Packed Cake - Is it chocolate? Do you really want to know? From the Bar - A fine selection of beverages can be had from either the Rarrtender or the Mordretender. Ask to see the beer list for all the possible Belgian b33r imports. AdrameMilk - Milk-Plus like in A Clockwork Orange. BloodThirsty Mary - Extra bloody Bloody Mary. Kalypso - Coconut rum, peach schnapps, orange and pineapple juices. Kynon-alcoholic Beer - for the designated driver. McVencola - Rum and coke with a shot of Everclear for the extra kick. ShannRaspberry Iced Tea - Electric iced tea with real raspberry juice. Soul Reaper - 7 different alcohols to take you away. The 342 - 3 shots of Kahlua, 4 shots of espresso and 2 shots of vodka give this tasty combination a poisonous kick. Kid's Menu: Lenariade - A tasty ginger lemonade with little fairy winged straws. Llamatini - Orange juice and sprite served in a martini glass. No sins against alcohol here, because there's no alcohol! Mac and Anti-Cheese Silverwuffles - A plateful of miniature waffles, like silver dollar pancakes.
A fine selection of Belkrisp chips can be found by the register.