TKEP Haiku and poetry                   AiliaWingSis Ardeninian Arkira Banquo The Better Biff blue infinity bulmablue BurningSnowman Circe Collaborations cubedbee ducttapeguy Egsderminatør EnygmaEve FallenSeraphim feverpetal Furhoo Hanover Fist ippmm Kalixis Lady Deathstrike levi5384 mindofme Soho_Black staticentropy thellama73 Torbjørn Tyræl WhatEvil YoZen Recent additions in red (Last update Jun '06)                             Hanover Fist: 1 Clicking more and more 2 Try to escape KEP Quest for virtual killing Temptation calling me back Fingers are bleeding Chanting "One...More...Rank!" 3 Unable to breathe 4 Done millions of clicks Laughing at the monitor Pain lancing through both my wrists NaN jokes start again Carpal Tunnel strikes 5 Heat up the Troll Brand (tm) 6 Mitä rank meinaa? "FUCK SHIT U LAMERS R GAY" Was ist mein kills pro minute? Damn spammers are back N00bs speak in all tongues 7 I can't believe this 8 Must regain my rank Counting stupid syllables Clicking mindlessly again Damn this haiku sucks *Zombie mode is ON* 9 Mindlessly clicking 10 Wakka wakka wah Keeping the brain occupied Soundtrack of seventies funk Writing more haiku Swedish pr0n tonight 11 Tossing and turning 12 Killing everyone KEP has invaded my dreams Countries falling 'cross the globe Clicking in my sleep Children are dying 13 Dialup users whine 14 Bots invading ranks Their comments five minutes old Five new users in top ten Lag monster got me "Help me Gasmaster!" 14 Bots invading ranks 15.1 *sigh* Six digit gap Five new users in top ten n00b says "Eek! A one K gap!" "Help me Gasmaster!" *Gets branding iron* 15.2 *sigh* Six digit gap 16 Han the haiku man n00b says "Eek! A one K gap!" Frightening the regulars *Slaps a n00b sticker* Can he speak in prose? 17 Words typed too quickly 18 Silence of the clicks Wish that I could take them back Blankness driving me insane But the chat scrolls on *Vultures circle chat* 18 Silence of the clicks 19 HE is calling. Now. Blankness driving me insane Another burnt offering *Vultures circle chat* NicFit has risen 20 Early morn / late night 21 "You'll be my bitch soon!" Circe has just left the building Erick is always angry Chat empty again Crashed the NaN again 22 Misinterpret chat 23 "Loading..." for minutes I type a stupid comment Another thousand kills lost Open mouth, add foot Lag storm strikes again 24 Love the new system 25 Always improving Trolls no longer trouble, but KEP goes beyond wildest dreams Squinting at the screen Hail to Gasmaster 26 Tilting head again 27 Logo lehmä typed What was that supposed to be? Cow clicked, Eyes grow wider, *Zooooom* Pengu's ASCII art Screaming off the screen 28 Faces from the past 29 Male T-KEPpers drool Crem, Phade, Ailia, Catti DarkUmber gave us the link TKEP's old home week Shann blushes and hides 30 HiByeHiByeHi 31 Tracers across screen Sighs of frustration abound Ooga bounces on cam'ra Ping Pong chat server Head is spinning now 32 TKEP males ponder 33 Like a fresh new shirt The chat has ground to a halt Can't even make a cow yet Rah has pierced them both Han's a n00b again 34 Living in fear now 36 Mikä toi gap on? What was it I said back then? Mitä järkeä täs on? Cremo has chat logs The Finnish n00bs strike the Satan Nurse haiku 37 Well, PpG, IT was a bot 35 Red button spirals despite all the claims IT was not Evil-filled nurse uniform IT grew so irate The pink pills kick in IT NaNed in IT's hate and IT flew out of here like a shot 38 An Auth Key Failure? 39 Han flies through the air Try to reload, but no luck Dopplered echoes as pliskin... Server's down again :( Shakes fist at printer 40 Twenty four hours 41 Rambling onward I clicked 'till my hands were numb I look up in amazement Daily cheese is mine :D accidental haiku 42 Scary face returns 43 Slip and miss button A flash of blue on the left Five seconds of clickless grey There is no Walken Penalty again 44 Gah! Nine million gone? 45 Yawn stretches the face Had sixty percent before! Jerk awake to find myself Yet another NaN Sleepclicking again 46 Lehmä and juusto 47 Resisting the call Firing up the n00b-be-cue Clenching teeth, but it's no use It's cheeseburger time HE drags me away 48 Over two months now 49 End of tunnel near Endless clicking, no rank gain Three months, six digit gap now seven digit gap Near rank three again 50 Evil behavior 51 Long night of clicking Nosty nurse asking for it Months of waiting are over SN SPANKED again Rank three mine again 52 Silent_Kane is here 53 Italy was gone Lurking within the chat again Twenty million down the drain But will he answer? BrainSlog has been NaNed 54 Seven months of work 55 A chat overload Visited, hoping to stay Juggling windows like eggs Rank 2 will be mine KPM is shite 56 Worse than the typos 57 The call is answered Syllable counting ensues Nicotine rushing through veins Haiku virus strikes HE now sleeps again 58 Five digit gapland 59 Haiku is mentioned Dogged persistence paid off The syllables compel me Rank 1 within reach To write another 60 To click or not to click, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the chat to suffer the slings and arrows of diminishing gaps, or take mice in hand in a flurry of clicks, and by opposing end them? To die, to click, no more. And by not clicking, to say we end this competition and the millions of unnatural clickshocks that wrists are heir to; 61 A screenful of blue 62 Nothing is stirring Intense convos going on Not even a tumbleweed Under the surface Talk about dead chat! 63 Nearing one percent 64 Chocolatey goodness Of the Earth killed by one man Coating the sandwich cookie Han's mouse grows bloody The Tim Tams go fast 65 The chat is stagnant 66 Quiet blue filled chat Minutes pass without comment Accidental flash of white Tumbleweeds blow through *Smacks self with /message* 67 Manic collector 68 Long missed one returns You thought they were forgotten Good thing Rah forced your presence Han's haiku list grows Ailia is back :D 69 Basking in the heat 70 Playing with new chat Getting a tan from the rays of Time spent making new logos The AiliaGlare(tm) Clickless day for Han 71 Two songs play at once: 72 Yet a new version WinAmp's selection and the Gasmaster works late again Melody of clicks The /who lists all rooms 15.3 *sigh* Eight digit gap 73 Brush off the charcoal n00b says "Eek! A one K gap!" So? Who needs that skin layer? *Han slaps n00b sticker* AiliaGlare(tm) falls 74 KPM too high 75 Push the Speed of NaN Take time, let the session drop KPM blinker goes wild Compose more haiku Shit! An AKF O.O 76 Slashes all over 77 Nearly a chat game five seven five fills the chat The chat has been slashed apart Haiku storm has struck Haiku-mania ;) 78 Better than silence 79 Must go to sleep now And a big blank chat wasteland Work starts in a few hours TKEP Haiku time I bid thee farewell 80 Levi, Han and Tyr 81 The English chat flags A quiet chat beckoning Critical mass of the Finns Haiku clan convenes The dötspëäk begins 82.1 Critical mass gone 83 Shadow from two suns One of the Finns has now left Blinding brightness, Han and Tyr The dötspëäk recedes Stars of TKEP kills 84 HIS evil twin calls 85 Chat of the undead Appeased, a coughing fit strikes Lurching along line by line The munchies grow strong It cannot be killed 86 NaNocide pact made 82.2 Different reaction But they couldn't keep away Critical mass Swedish The Swedes back again ;) A new dötspëåk now Japanese translation by jaraxle 87.1 Rah, stolen away 87.2 Rah inaku naru A quieter chat echoes chat shizukani aru Never Wintered now ;) ima "Never Winter" 88 "You don't have a life" 89 Knife between the teeth An astute observation Dread Pirate Hanover sails From one without one >:) the high seas once more see Levi's B-Day haiku first 90 With age comes wisdom 91 Mock us while you can But he is still here clicking Nanocide happened once Tyr Not wise as we thought Could happen again :P 92 Forced from chat again 93 Two decades have passed Refreshing multiple times __chrille raises glass with a grin Still can't get back in Legal to drink now! 94 The chat is busy 96 Chat flows slow today Yet I lack understanding: At least upon the surface Immersed in dötspeäk Screen filled with blue text 96 Curses fill the chat 97 Mistakes of the past Stuck in loadingland once more Devil's bitch remembers not It's time to refresh This KICK is for you 98 After long absence 99 SPANKS out of nowhere Old habits resurfacing Surprise the unsuspecting Blue fills screen again Stealth admin is here 100 River of the chat 101 Oldtimers gather Eddies of white on the screen Blue tincture suffuses chat Blue currents prevail Us, nosy? Never! 102 Rejoicing begins 103 Overwhelming chat Blueline in her own haiku HangGnome phrases fill the screen Some easy to please Too bad it's working 104 Another synch fail 105 Some homemade cookies Clickers grumble in the chat Peanut butter, hazelnut Mourning lost sessions Munchies for the chat levi5384: 1 Depressed buttons fail 2 I click with my mouse Refusing to spring back up And also with my keyboard Another mouse broke What means N-a-N? 3 Waiting, biding time 4 Kills end in zero Eventually they sleep I've reached an even number Now! I can pass him! Finally, I sleep a haiku written as PpG 5 Though bobcorn tastes best 6 None of my kills count With evil brand seasoning Even though I have ten mil Will it make me fat? Because I am a bot 7 Welcome to the game 8 Back to the Project But please, we're not all psycho Familiar faces here We're just obsessive They all outkill me 9 There's a game in the chat 10 Winter upon us And it's highly addictive Everyone is getting sick No time left to kill There's snot on my mouse Finnish translation by Tor Japanese translation by Ippmm 10.1 Talvi päällämme 10.2 fuyu ga kita (winter has come) Sairaus meitä vainoaa minna ga byoki (everyone is sick) Räkäinen hiiri mausu ni hana (snot on mouse) 11 I see a red door 12 Halloween has gone And I want it painted black... Yet I still have all these treats The Stones make me click Must call a dentist 13 It is time for bed 14 Must reload the page I'll click just a bit, then sleep Authorization key failed Why is the sun up? Lost a thousand kills 15 Like rabbits they breed 16 Go out for fresh air One haiku begets four more And completely ruin it Poem's Peer Pressure Breathing through filters 17 People come to chat 18 A lively session The gang gets a page of "Hi"s Then, a sudden silence falls The n00bs get stickers I've killed chat again 19 There once was a KEPer named Han Who prayed that he'd never NaN 20 Alarm clock rings soon Cause if he clicked too fast I finally click 'Log out' And the limit was passed Still need to sleep, yet His kills would drop five thousand grand. 21 I cannot stand it 22 Alternating lines Han has more kills than I do Back and forth throughout the chat AND THAT'S WITH HIS CLONE! Han and Han tell jokes 23 Alternating lines 24 No chatters remain Back and forth throughout the chat Gasgames are going strong, though Zen and Rah are here ;D Where is my Ignore? 25 Hanover is bored 26 A milestone reached Here comes more ASCII art However, I still can't sleep 'Least he's not clicking :D Damn these little gaps 27 Many colors here 28 My yogurt is small Strobing from green to purple I eat the thing in one bite CarrotMan is nuts And that's mostly lumps 29 The chat is quiet 30 Many miles gone No one is playing the games As many more tomorrow I must click, for once In between, I'll sleep 31 Someone else went NaN 32 Strength Training with clicks Human or bot, no one minds I can punch through solid steel They got their rank back ;) Using just one finger 33 Midnight approaches 34 Saw a new movie Morning to follow it soon Want to blab, but there's no need I turn off the lights ... The spoilers abound 35 Silence does no harm 36 On the road home Why fill space with mindless chat Not really a late night, now Just sit back and click The sun is rising 37 Han is so subtle 38 Invaded by n00bs You'd hardly ever notice Two things my only solace That he wants something Stickers and /ignores 39 The chair is a bed 40 The button is grey The monitor, a night light And session KPM drops Asleep at the desk A curse, or blessing? 41 To hell with clicking 42 Harder to ignore I must find a shorter word And it's far less annoying Damn limit of five ... :P Haiku strikes again 43 Sun shines through windows 44 The moments drag on The smell of fresh-brewed coffee Minutes spent becomes hours Must be time for bed Counting syllables 45 In the day I click 46 Mordre, he cannot click At night, I dream of clicking His downloads interfereing Need ... twelve-step program And the lag is hell 47 Cremo does update 48 A gigantic merge It's just once or twice a year Hanetary Alignment Can YOU do better?! It earned it's own name 49 Every click of Han's 50 A deep shadow looms Is one more for Tyr to do Feel of insignificance Poor, poor Tyrael Han brought all his kills 51 Thirty-five thousand 52 My reply is late Many n00bs with one kill each Half a dozen lines have passed I just tell them "Thanks!" And it kills the chat 53 Han has number one! 53 I keep losing kills But carpel tunnel has him Windows auto-updater Can't lift his trophy Nothing but 'Loading' 55 Complaining again: 56 TKEP spans the globe My typing ability Under a colour-streaked sky And I've killed the chat Sunrise and sunset 57 My stomach gurgles 58 I can't stay away Anticipation or fear? TKEP changes often, though School canteen food rules! 'Least there's no dotspeak 59 Dave's Delivery 60 Happy Birthday Jar Thirty minutes or less, though? You're another year older Not with UPS! How about wiser? Now read Han's followup Circe: Han the haiku man I ate a muffin Will have a finger spasm It made me want another If he doesn't stop clickin' Chocolate is good Ardeninian: I eat much bobcorn Sweet, evil bobcorn While I kill many people What nourishment canst thee give It does me much good A dieting girl? bulmablue: Is this problem lag? Trolls abound tonight It's Soylent T.K.E.P. Thank goodness for the /ignore But it is PEOPLE! Now we chat in peace I typed a typo Here comes caesura again Damn that's annoying! Kalixis: While killing is fun Kalixis is sick Nothing relaxes as much Kalixis doesn't feel well as some nice bobcorn TKEP eases pain T'was a day on TKEP And all through the chat Not a creature was stirring Not even a cat Banquo: Frolic and Scamper Fun Fun kill and run Susan makes me warm inside I said this on my first day Stay out of my way :) I was such a dork My penis is large My finger is red I hammer things in with it Clicking so fast makes it so Stay out of my way Nose picking denied AiliaWingSis: Kali's brand is here But it is now everywhere Much worse than Starbucks cubedbee: a haiku written as PpG DU is a bot What is a Haiku? clicking fast, he's catching up I do not understand it I'll just NaN myself Just how does it work? mindofme: feverpetal: Often time is spent Here I am again To reach the goal of ranking Mouse in hand, I click away I must close the gap TKEP steals my day YoZen: (translated from Finnish) Jo toinen tili My second account Hermothan tässä menee. I think I'm losing it now Sainpahan lehmän Well, I got the cow Another gas mask These damn monster gaps Makes me want to merge into Were pretty funny back when Christopher Walken Other people had them Here I click sulking Upon wakening Cursing the n00bots flying The greatest of fears returns Way too fast past me Has the Gap grown more? HE calls once again In the smelly smoking room I whistle "Take Five." EnygmaEve: Here there is a cow Now it is mooing at me I will kill it soon Soho_Black: Look! Here is a cow! Look! Here is a cow! And now I've made some more cheese And now I've made some more cheese quotequeen will slap me! The Gasmask awaits There once was a n00bie called Dick Who didn't know where he should click. He left even quicker When he got a n00b sticker And everyone called him a prick! FallenSeraphim: Pulled an all nighter Just killed many people Just might pass out if eyes close Clicked many thousand times My Arm just fell off Better than a nuke [:)]< Torbjørn: I can't make up this Mili likes to poke Darn Japanese Poetry The magical cows of doom Shouldn't Even Try They do not react The story behind Aidinkieltäni These pieces of poetry Suomea ette osaa I'd like to hear it Haiku väärentyy (translated from Finnish) My native language Haiku collection You don't understand Finnish Hanover is keeping one Making fake haiku This will end up there I am fucking sick My "fishing portal" I can't take it anymore With all possible info Winter sucks big time Should be visited Got to go away I have now returned Just gonna go grab some food With some tasty sandwiches See you in a bit So very yummy! They are not rabbits Counting syllables More like some bacteria That's good finger exercise We are infected For a pianist Arkira: Lost in blackened night Fountains of black death Seeking red with inner white Each click brings about release Seek to make all red We are the dark hand First the world is black A slash of white makes the scene Then the world is blue ippmm: WhatEvil: Mr_Ferrari Kill Everyone? Irascible clickmeister Won't I have to click a lot N00bies must beware I need a monkey staticentropy: BurningSnowman: I wish that I could Who needs these haiku Unfortunately I'm not When you can click endlessly Running a website Never tedious My fingers go numb Resigned to my fate Slowly trying to finish I'm giving up on haiku My second big gap I just can't do it Tyræl: Clicking way too fast Rank up months away Session KPM blinking No motivation to click Make some more logos Clicking anyway Damn moving button LoadingLand again? It keeps turning grey on me Who has NaNed their account now? Must keep eyes open Maybe just a merge Authoring haiku Must get a life soon Must stop counting syllables No idea where to look though Continue clicking Click on regardless Tyræl is now Sitting on the heater Playing Riders on the Storm Shivering my ass right off Performed by the Doors Two degrees outside Tyræl needs sleep No need to panic! Too many clicks last night man It's not as though we can't talk Must catch up on sleep And be drowned in dots Life is a real bitch A loading message Guess what? Then you marry one Becoming far too frequent I know 'cause I did. Rasterbator DIE! AKF again Lost a session, yeah? I have to reload the page If it ain't regular lag __chrille will catch me soon It'll be Synch Fail The Better Biff A risky passtime Sometimes seventeen Waiting for stable session Syllables ain't enough to Risking AKF Express a complete... Furhoo: English sadly lacks With a fresh high rank Umlauts, accents and tildes r175 of many Just boring letters Mongoose goes bedwards Lady Deathstrike: My agony lifts Ladies of TKEP Then falls when realizing are few and far between Overtime pay rules but we can click lots blue infinity: Mad TKEPers clicking Han is creative After Pakistan is dead He writes another haiku Just five more to go How hard can it be? Egsderminatør: This game, quite boring I could go on longer - but Am I too lazy? thellama73: My fish is broken Han quotes haiku well I stepped on him for giggles His memory is quite long I am a bad child He amuses us Silence is evil DTG blasphemes Without music I tremble He has not seen the beauty iTunes will save me Of Apple software ducttapeguy What Apple beauty? I have not seen it because It does not exist Collaborations: Han A handful of bobcorn Han A handful of bobcorn Circe Munching happily away Circe Munching happily away levi Now with more evil! Circe Face full of toe jam levi Han levi Han static static One click to kill them all One site to find them One chat to bring them all And in the acronyms bind them In the land of Homokaasu where the TKEP lies In the land of Homokaasu where the TKEP lies Concept: Kalixis. Form: Han. People are scary With too much time on their hands But then there is Han o.O Compiled from the Hanover Fist GeekSheet.